Even as adults, we all go through phases. And ever since my mom showed me her massive wig collection from Aliexpress, I’ve been corrupted. Hers weren’t my style at all, but when she told me how cheap they were I went on a shopping spree and still haven’t stopped. But as I sit here at 3am browsing through pages of wigs in all lengths and colors, I’m coming across some ads that are kind of funny, or just strange. Maybe it’s just that something has been lost in translation? Have a look for yourself.
I have no idea what’s going on with that little hat. Was somebody trying to show off their mad photoshop skills?
This Elsa wig is literally a drawing.
Hey I got my kids’ soccer practice right now but we should totally hook up later.
It looks like they’re trying to protect this wig’s identity. I don’t understand.
Speaking of censorship, is this mannequin’s mouth doing something we’re not supposed to see?
I can’t even guess what this mannequin’s neck is doing, but it must be filthy.
These pigtails are tied with dicks. For some reason.
It’s nice to finally see a shopping site acknowledging a man’s right to wear really girly hair.
I think they need to get their eyes checked, or I do. Nevertheless, I bought this one.
If green is now pink, straight is now curly.
Pro tip: Don’t buy your mom a wig labelled for “old women.”
Anyway, I haven’t been gone, I’ve just been silent. If you’ve missed me in the meantime, feel free to check out my new twitter page @TheAvaStrange. Until next time!